FUN FACT: Most women (even the most beautiful)
are not satisfied with the way they look. Many guys
(even the drop dead ugly ones) think they’re God’s
gift to women.

TO THE LADIES:
PLEASE stop posting pictures that look nothing like you. Take off the big
sunglasses. Stop trying to be emo. Stop changing your hair and smiling
crooked just to hide your imperfections. If you want to post a picture that
looks NOTHING like yourself, then at least post one picture that DOES
look like you. (Preferably a picture of yourself RIGHT AFTER YOU
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING!)

I know you’ll probably get less comments, but hey! At least you’ll know
who your real friends are. =)

Seriously though, I know that underneath it all, you just want to be loved and
liked (and envied), but don’t sacrifice who you REALLY are just for attention.

* * *

DRESS RESPECTABLY:
If you decide to wear clothes showing off half your tits, and skirts showing
99 percent of your thighs, then for goodness sake, do NOT get mad when
guys approach you for the purpose of JUST sex.

When us guys see you dressing skimpy, we do NOT think to ourselves:
"Hey. Check out that lovely young lady. She’s exactly the kind of woman
I want to marry and take home to my mother."

NO. When guys see you dressed like that,
we all ask each other the magic question:
"Would you hit that?"

MY ADVICE: "If it’s not on the menu, DON’T ADVERTISE IT."

If you’d like to be treated with respect, then dress respectfully.
It’s not rocket science.

* * *
TO THE FELLAS:
You’re not gangsta. I hate to break it to you, but REAL gangstas don’t
have myspace. Stop puckering your lips for the camera to look sexy.
Stop dogging the camera like you’re all hard.
That’s not what REAL MEN do.

REAL MEN GIVE RESPECT TO EARN RESPECT.
REAL MEN treat women as God’s creations. NOT as sex objects.
REAL MEN stick up for those who can’t stick up for themselves.
REAL MEN don’t get into fights just ‘cus someone dogged them.
REAL MEN don’t get into fights ‘cus of stupid rumors.
REAL MEN fight to protect their wives and children.
REAL MEN fight injustice.
REAL MEN fight racism!

* * *

So to all the MEN and WOMEN reading this:
Please, be yourselves.
Be the REAL you. Stop trying to build up this "illusion" of what you wish
people saw you as. If you constantly pretend to be something you’re not,
you’ll never meet REAL friends. You’ll never marry a person who loves
you for the REAL you.

* * *
FUN FACT: The smartest people in the world are MEN!
The stupidest people in the world are ALSO men!
Women tend to be more balanced when it comes
to  intelligence and skills.

WHY?
Because the human brain is divided into two hemispheres (the left
hemisphere and the right hemisphere), AND while women use both
hemispheres, men tend to use ONE side more than the other.

This would explain why
WOMEN ARE BETTER AT MULTI-TASKING.
I cannot count the number of times I’ve seen a woman talking on her
cell phone, doing her makeup, and changing a CD…
ALL WHILE DRIVING HER CAR!

MEN, ON THE OTHER HAND, THINK IN A BOX.
If you’re telling him to do something while he’s watching football
(or playing Halo), he won’t remember what the hell you told him.
This MIGHT seem like a bad thing, BUT being able to think
about ONE thing at a time makes him a DEEPER thinker.
Ever wonder why most philosophers are MEN?

* * *

OUR DIFFERENCES BRING
BALANCE TO EACH OTHER:

MEN are usually laid back.
This helps a woman loosen up when she’s stressing out.

Women are usually more organized.
This helps men when they’re procrastinating too much.
(Ladies, you can call yourselves procrastinators all you want,
BUT you can never out-procrastinate a guy. TRUST ME.)

MEN are usually more calm when something BAD happens.
This is good for women because they tend to panic more easily.

MEN can sometimes be very insensitive.
WOMEN are usually more compassionate and caring.
Don’t believe me?

Let a random man hold a baby,
and the baby will probably start crying.
Let a random woman hold a baby,
and the baby will probably start laughing and smiling.

Most women want a man to win/earn their heart.
Men like to compete and WIN.

MEN are stronger physically.
WOMEN are stronger verbally.

So, to all the men reading this:
USE your strength to protect women and raise children.
Don’t use your strength to abuse and take advantage of them.

As for the women?
USE your words to build up and encourage men and children.
Don’t use your words to gossip and nag about everything.

God has created BOTH men and women with unique traits. As we live with
one another, we must learn how to find BALANCE in our strengths and
weaknesses. We must learn how to work together and LOVE one another.

ADVICE FOR MEN:
Women LOVE affection. So learn to show your appreciation with gifts
and well-planned dates! BE CREATIVE. Roses, candy, and stuffed
animals WILL get old after a while. When a woman complains to you,
it doesn’t necessarily mean she wants you to give her advice.
Sometimes she just wants you to SHUT UP and LISTEN!

ADVICE FOR WOMEN:
Men WANT respect. Sometimes all a guy really wants to hear is:
"I believe in you" or "I know you can do it."
Learn to show your appreciation for the little things he does.
Sometimes he REALLY does try to be considerate, but you
just don’t notice.

ADVICE FOR BOTH:
Respect the little differences. And be sure to RESPECT THE SPACE!
Sometimes we all need some time to just BREATHE. Men, let your woman
go to Forever 21 with her girlfriends. Let her watch Oprah without constantly
repeating how "gay" the show is. AND ABOVE ALL ELSE:
PLEASE… don’t talk back when she’s on her P-E-R-I-O-D.

Because if you do… May God have mercy on your soul.

AND ladies? Let your man play some Halo 2! Let him watch the Lakers!
Let him fart in his hand and cover it over his homie’s face! (Because ladies,
i know some of you do the SAME exact thing when guys aren’t around. ;P)

* * *

Believe it or not, movies and music can really influence you.

FOR EXAMPLE:
A good horror movie will keep you up all night.
Listening to Lil’ Jon will make you want to sock someone’s face.

Likewise, romantic comedies can make you THINK you’re in love when
you’re really not. They can make you BELIEVE "everyone’s falling in love
EXCEPT you." As for love songs, they will either keep you depressed (if
you just broke up with someone), or tempt you into hooking up with
some random guy/girl who’s nowhere NEAR ready for a relationship.

Temptation 3: PORNOGRAPHY
Hey fellas. I know most of you think "there’s nothin’ wrong with a little
Jenna Jameson after a hard days work", but… I disagree.

When you’re done watching porn and you’ve finished
"laying the smackdown" on yourself, you are left with
more than just sticky hands and wadded up kleenex.

You are left with images BURNED into your mind.
You can go to internet explorer and hit "CLEAR HISTORY"…
You can locate your Limewire folders and delete all your videos…
You can even throw out all your Playboy mags and hardcore xxx tapes…
Regardless, the images will still haunt you.

When you’re having a simple conversation with a close female friend,
you begin to imagine THEIR FACE on the bodies of your favorite
porn stars. You don’t mean to, but "you can’t help it."

It becomes harder to stay faithful to your girlfriend/wife.
It becomes harder to concentrate when you’re around women.
You begin to think you’re "in love" when you’re actually just horny.