1. To the people who have like more than 500
friend’s, are you serious? Nobody in this
universe has that many friends…you’re stupid. Go
kill yourself.

2. If you’re ugly stop acting like you don’t know
it.The captions under you picture that says "top
model pose" doesn’t convince anybody. At
least you can work on your personality

3. Don’t ever post pictures and say "omg im so
ugly" because if you were, you wouldn’t post
them. Please put away the rod and reel cause your
just fishin for compliments.

4. Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don’t try to act hard with the keyboard…that’s so
sad. unless you actually physically beat someone
with the keyboard. then thats ironically hilarious.

5. If all your pictures look the same…don’t post
them all! Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face 8 different ways. I
don’t care if its inverted, black and white, or
faded out. a face is a face is a face

6. Who really gives a rats ass if I don’t accept
you as a friend…MOVE ON. Don’t send me another
request or message asking "what’s up?" I don’t
want you as a friend or I just don’t care, that’s
what’s up!

7. LITTLE 10, 11, 12, 13+ years old who have
friendster and LOOK LIKE SLUTS, go somewhere
else because NOBODY wants you here except
pedophiles, and is that what you want. to be
raped? no you don’t so RUN RUN FAST!!

8. No one is really going to die in 6 days or
have bad relationships for 5 years if they don’t pass
your bulletin on. So stop saying that!

9. If you have decided to read this, You are a
true Friendster Friend. Real friends read their
bulletins.

10. It serves to eliminate people who are
desperately trying to add "friends" like it’s a
popularity contest in high school. Good riddance!

This is a test to see how many people in your
friends list actually pay attention to you.